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Knock Knock

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla my dreams!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Latin!
Latin who?
Latin me in would be a nice idea!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese! Just open the door and let me in!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur more cookies in the jar?

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the Weather Channel, its going to snow tomorrow!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom on, you know who I am!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Phillip
Phillip who?
Phillip the gas tank please!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Honeycomb
Honeycomb Who?
Honeycomb your hair!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework, Dad, I’m stuck!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
There’s no need to cry, it's only a joke!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my ice-cream again,
I'll bash him!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bike?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Scot.
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow.

Knock Knock!
who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wooden Shoe.
Wooden Shoe who?
Wooden Shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor message for you!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo-ing to let me in, or what?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not here I come!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Egbert.
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon please!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina who?
Sabina long time since I’ve seen you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Car'l get you there faster than a bike!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
Tiss who is good for blowing your nose!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe, who?
Canoe come over and play?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yodel-lay-he.
Yodel-lay-he-who?
I didn't know you could yodel.

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Who
Who who?
What are you, an owl?

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo Beep Beep!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Isadore
Isadore who?
Isadore made out of wood?

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo, owls go who!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Pasture
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn't it?

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for dinner!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive here, now let me in!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
A titch.
A titch who?
Bless you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Witches!
Witches who?
Witches the way to go home?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Goat
Goat Who?
Goat to the door and find out!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Myth.
Myth who?
Myth you, too!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you open the door, please?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to my radio in the morning!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I’ve forgotten my name again!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Anudder
Anudder who?
Anudder mosquito!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
U tal-king to me?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yahoo!
Yahoo who?
Yahoo Mountain Dew!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here I come!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we’ll call you!

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